Did you know that May 6th is International No Diet Day?
Today’s the day where your diet is supposed to go out of the window as a stand against the apparently unfair images of perfection promoted by the mass media and the fashion industry.
If you’re trying to lose weight at the moment, then the last thing you want to do is to go crazy on a giant slab of Victoria Sponge, so here’s a collection of less than appetizing cakes that will make it easier to resist the temptation.
1. Big Mac Cake
No, your eyes are not deceiving you, this isn’t a burger, it’s a cake that’s been lovingly created to look just like one. Hopefully, it doesn’t taste just like one.
2. Chicken Cake
Appetizing: a cake that’s been made to look just like a raw chicken with a thin layer of blood just under the pallid skin.
3. Hot Dog Cake
Sticking to the meaty cakes theme. Here’s a cake that’s been made for Homer Simpson. Hot Dog, fries, and a foaming can of Duff. Oh Yeah.
4. The Cauldron Full of Eyes Cake
Nice if you’re a witch, or a psychopath, but probably not one that’s going to get served at a 6 year old’s birthday party.
5. The Giant Poop
The ingredients are probably delicious Chocolate, cream, and what looks like flakes of sweetcorn, but you can guarantee that if this one got served up by the host, one of the guests would produce the next work of art as a response…
6. Puke Cake
7. Cthulhu Cake
A name that should not be invoked in polite company given to a cake that should probably not be served.
7. Brain Cake
Ideal for a zombie’s birthday party. A human brain served on a silver platter.
8. Lecter’s Leftovers Cake
I’m guessing that the only circumstances where this cake would be welcome on the dessert menu would be Hannibal Lecter’s birthday.
9. Ass Cake
There’s absolutely nothing right about this. Imagine the birthday guests gagging as the host gives them the choice of a slice of shiny ballsack or a sliver of sphincter. Chocolate filled.
10. Bieber Cake
Have you ever noticed how people who compare themselves with Marmite (because you either love me or hate me) are always dreadful? This.